Grapes!

Readers, I'm about to disclose the best find of 2009! Frozen grapes! Oh my! Icy, sweet, frozen grapes. Red, green, purple; it doesn't matter what color you prefer. They are all absolutely, deliciously refreshing! And, this morning, I realized another use for their perfection: "the morning after" frozen grape! Last night, I mistakenly had that glass of wine that should not have been. You know, the glass after the glass that should have been the last? Anyway, this morning, when I awoke with that dreadful feeling that a small animal had died in my mouth during the night, I suddenly thought of the gallon freezer bag of luscious grapes waiting for me. What a celestial delight. Take four or five, before coffee, and then maybe a few after coffee. (For those of you who drink coffee and don't brush your teeth: coffee breath is disgusting!) Frozen grapes clean up coffee breath too! So, a "shout out" to my friend Jennifer, who served me the best desert ever: frozen grapes. Please, buy and freeze some today. The season of the "one too many" is upon us!